shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
