I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
You need Xanax blowdarts
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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