thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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