This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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