I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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