I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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