exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
