Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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