Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Just pee around me
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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