Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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