he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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