i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My penis needs a shock collar
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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