You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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