I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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