small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i black out too much to be "responsible"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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