I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
