U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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