But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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