I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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