South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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