I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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