Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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