like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
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