New low: just hacked my moms facebook
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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