That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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