I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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