Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
