id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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