I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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