So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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