Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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