so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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