He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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