Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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