Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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