I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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