shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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