i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
