the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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