Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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