at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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