Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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