If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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