So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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