I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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