And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Randomize
