There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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