come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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