oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
