Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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