i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize