this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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