playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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