I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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