Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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