so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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