Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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