i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
NoShamevember. You game?
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
My vagina just clenched in fear
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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