I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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