Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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