come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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