Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It's never too late to be topless.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Oh god it's open bar.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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